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Chris Adams (Ginge)
Ginge looks quite weedy and spindly in this photo... which is quite apt really
After several failed attempts to hide his disability using Schwarzkopf,
Loreal and Wella (in a variety of woody shades) Chris has now resigned
himself to being ginger. In fact he now uses his tango locks as means of attracting female attention - although the hair straighteners were a questionable decision. Always at the forefront of high street fashion, Chris also suffers from a kit buying addiction, although prefers the rails of River Island, Topshop and other such metrosexual stores.
Put him in a set of running shoes and his wippet-like stature
will scythe through any field. Spurred on by years of pent-up aggression from bullies who have mocked his orange fluff, Chris trains hard (when not eating kebabs) and runs harder.
NB: Chris should be 76 stone. He eats appalling food. However, by some bizarre genetic malfunction he maintains a steady weight of 4 stone 6 (ish).
2007 Races:
New Forest Triathlon
Bala Middle Distance Triathlon
Norseman Xtreme Triathlon
White Horse Challenge
Tour of Wessex
Circuit of the Cotswolds
Etape du Tour
Age: 24
Favourite food: battered sausage and cheesy chips
Height: 6ft
Wears: Spangly new Team Accelerace Kit
Likes: Ridiculous tattoos
Don't mention: Swindon being relegated (he is the official team
photographer)
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